Hamas Speaks Louder, Iran Gets It's 15 Minutes, Russia Doesn't Do Well With U.S. Comments, and US|Israel Call The Rest Of The World Terrorists

Today we heard some new voices in the World community as well as some louder voices from the nations that have so far carried the Foreign Harbinger, by giving us actual content to report on. For that reason we salute Israel, United States, and last but definitely not least, Hamas.

Israel started off the open debate today with a statement about their leader Benjamin Netanyahu trying to accomplish peace with Palestine.

“We are trying to have peace, our prime minister went to palestine to talk about peace” - Israel

Israel also stated that they are building an Iron Dome for defense from rockets, and that their one settlement in the Gaza strip is a military base geared to keep peace in the area.

Hamas finally showed some level-headed behaviour, they were not happy with Israel's speech about trying to accomplish peace. When Israel was in the midst of praising their leader Benjamin Netanyahu for his negotiations attempt, Hamas jumped in with this to say,

“Is that why you sent phosphorus over at us?” - Hamas

Israel brought up that they were defending themselves against the Hamas terrorists that had been relentless with suicide bombings in heavily populated civilian areas.

“We don’t send them to do it, they choose to do it” - Hamas

A few countries interjected with questions as to why Hamas was not protecting their own people and keeping them sane and more importantly safe.

“We don’t have the funds to protect our people” - Hamas “We have so little resources”

Israel let Hamas know that they were fighting, as quoted, an "unwinnable war", and they should just give up now before all their retaliations are matched and overthrown. Hamas responded quickly with this,

“Israel has cut off our water to the Gaza strip, all of our food, our military, what do you want us to do?” - Hamas

Israel responded with an uncensored comment, "you guys are psychos" - Israel. Israel feels that aide to the Gaza strip is more useless than hanging wet socks outside in the winter. They do not believe that Hamas cares about their people at all. Hamas on the other hand says that they do care about their people, but they did not however clarify or give an example to show how they cared about their people. The United States jumped in to ask if Hamas does care about their people than why are they treating them so poorly.

“You are cutting off freedom Israel” - Hamas

Israel responded by saying that they don't fire rockets or attack in general any schools with children in them. The United States interjected once again to say that Hamas uses their civilians as human shields and sacrifices, so that Hamas can do their bidding even with such low funding.

The Foreign Harbinger correspondents noticed that there was again very little activity from the rest of the world during the constant bickering between Hamas, Israel and United States. We were surprised when some quieter countries made some sounds and stirred up the pot just that much more. The United States and Israel were in the midst of justifying their defense tactics when Russia made an argument to the two nations.

“If you’re not shooting at Iran and Hamas then they are doing well in defense on their part” - Russia

There were mixed opinions flying around from both US and Israel that correspondents could not quite catch as Israel was attempting to speak over the rest of the representatives in the debate. Mostly we gathered that US and Israel believe everywhere outside of their nations, are full of terrorist organizations, and that some countries themselves are terrorists.

“We are not terrorists!” - Hamas

China finally had something to say, they asked Israel about their tossing of phosphorus into Gaza. China wanted to know how Israel was justifying that attack.

“We were attacking Gaza” - Israel

China then asked why would Israel be calling Hamas and Iran terrorists?

“They have nuclear bombs” - Israel

“You said yourself that you (Iran) will bomb Israel as soon as you have a nuclear bomb” - US “The United States supports China in their building of Nuclear bombs”

Iran responded saying that their uranium collection was for an energy plan, the US and Israel begged the question of what progress has been made on the energy plan in the last 6 years that it has been running. Iran says that they have been building, but very slowly, they are just simply 'slow builders'.

“I need builders, I build slow, that’s why we don’t have any energy buildings yet” - Iran

Hamas and Iran accused the United States and Israel of both committing war crimes, but they did not get much of a response from either of the accused nations. The United States did however have this to say to Iran,

“Why did you say you will not listen to the US recently when Obama visited Iran” - US

The response was clear from Iran,

“Because the US describes us as the Axis of evil” - Iran

Unfortunately this only showed how unaware Iran has become, they must have missed the past year and a half of campaigning in the United States. They also must not have seen the clip of George Bush leaving Washington.

“It’s taken 6 years since you started (Iran) and there has been nothing done, you’ve just been collecting uranium” - Israel

The bickering and arguing continued for some time, as most of the World community had now been labeled terrorists by US and Israel.

The United States decided to be frank with Russia when they made this statement.

“Russia does NOT have control over their nuclear security” - US

The United States proceeded to explain how Russia has been holding their nuclear weapons all over the country in random spots, like on the side of freeways in fields, chained up and only secured by a padlock.

“If you do not think we have control over nuclear weapons, do you think we are terrorists?” - Russia “We’re we terrorists in your eyes?”

Israel responded with "Russia is a terrorist." The arguments heat started to simmer down, and Hamas jumped right back in to colour the silence.

“Do you want us to sleep proper at night with no food and fear that we’ll be bombed?” - Hamas

Israel responded by saying that Hamas should tell their people to find a mall or a school to sleep in.

“You people don’t care about people(Hamas), you are terrorists” - Israel

Finally, Hamas had this to say before the open debate came to a grand finale.

“The Gaza strip is one of the highest populated areas in the world, THEY ARE NOT ALL TERRORISTS!” - Hamas

- Nick Francis TFH Correspondent